I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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