I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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