He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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