Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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