It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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