just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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