No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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