shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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