I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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