so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize