i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
