He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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