There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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