I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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