I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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