i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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