some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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