Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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