Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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