that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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