i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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