He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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