oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
she looked like the before picture.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just forgot I was standing up.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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