sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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