Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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