RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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