no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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