The maid of honor just puked.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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