Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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