haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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