I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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