puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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