and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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