Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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