Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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