Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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