I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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