winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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