I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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