Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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