I think my vagina is haunted
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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