I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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