It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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