Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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