he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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