So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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