That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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