I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
My liver just broke up with me...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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