So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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