oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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