i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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