If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
And then my night got REAL pukey
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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