I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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