dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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