Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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