I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
